Didn't you always enjoy more, playing with the box in which your presents came than with the presents, themselves?

Hi Hoosier, Of course I did. haha!
~Kisses, Allie

Posted by Hoosier on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 4:29 PM MTN

By the way, I imagine you and Jake donning your parkas and snowshoes to venture out into the wilderness that adjoins your estate, that you often show us in snapshots, in order to find and cut your own Christmas tree. You hitch the huskies to the sleigh and mush them to your destination. Once there, Jake may have to employ his bare fists to fight off a grizzly bear or two while you wield an ax to fell a majestic 12-footer. You also shoot a few deer with your bow and arrow, "Hunger Games"-style, for the evening's repast. All this you lash to the sleigh and, with a crack of a whip (which you usually keep for that B&D couple you occasionally swing with...), you urge to huskies back the way you came, their breath and yours furiously vaporizing in the biting cold. Once back home, the two of you enjoy some pizzas and cold Coors beer before you skin and clean the venison for consumption during those harsh Rocky Mountain nights to come when the temperature never rises above zero. Afterward, you pop popcorn and string it around your new tree, along with your favorite ornaments and LED lights.... Is that pretty much the way it happens?

OMG, that gave me quite a chuckle. hahahahahaha! It's more like we hop in the Jeep and venture to the nearest Christmas Tree lot and purchase a tree. Throw it on top of the Jeep and bring it home where I string the Target lights I bought along with the decorations. Oh and if we need game to eat I purchase it at Safeway. ha!
Thanks for the great vision. How romantic!
~Kisses, Allie

Posted by Hoosier on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 5:13 PM MTN

I have this fantasy, it involves two women and one lucky man , (and a camera-person in this case). What happens is this, the guy is laying on his back and the females straddle him, one facing north and one south, so that they can take turns riding him. Grinding him alternating in the manner of the old time rail-road pump-car. Cum on. what do you say? Is this worth a couple of photos? How about a video? I've choreographed it a hundred times in my mind , now I want to see it and maybe someday experience it.

Q. L.

Hi Q.L., Thanks for the run down of your fantasy. Please email it to me! I've been in that position more than a few times with a girlfriend and of course a lucky man. :)
~Kisses, Allie

Posted by Quim Liquor on Monday, December 16, 2013 at 3:15 AM MTN